There’s a sketchy farm off I-77. Mackie’s cousin Jake & his wife Meagan clued us in to it. It’s an exotic animal drive through. You pay $8.50 a person (plus $3 for a bucket of feed) and then you’re allowed to drive into the preserve among the animals.
Of course we did it!
Ever pet a big horn? “My, you’re hungry!”
I didn’t know this, but apparently wild pigs live in the woods among the zebras and llamas, rooting for feed pellets. At least, they do at Lazy 5.
More on this horrible creature later.
No matter how much I chased this thing around, he wouldn’t lift his feathers. Jerk.
This haunts me at night.
Ostriches are our new least favorite animal. They are absolutely terrifying. Those unblinking beady eyes, full of malice and evil. Watch as one almost dismembers Mackie.